July 2010
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A weird thing I hate
Old ladies fake nails tapping against plastic. You just know theres a bitch fest coming on.
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Some test footage from the new Camera from Board Game Night. Nothing to nuts here, just thought I’d share it.
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Anonymous asked: When was the last time you ate peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon?
What was the best sandwich you've ever eaten?
What did you look like as a child (photo please)?
What was the best sandwich you've ever eaten?
What did you look like as a child (photo please)?
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It's official, I'm a sleep fighter
My old man came down this morning at about 4:30 AM to ask if he could borrow my Brisco County Jr DVD’s to watch at work (We’re a western family) and when he woke me up I, of course was sleeping on my back (see sleep paralysis posts) which caused me to think I was still dreaming. He actually had to say the words “Tim, its just me”. Apparently I almost knocked his block off.
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Finally I got my email from Dr. MaxGunz
Aka Dr. Maxman, of Max Penis Enlargement Pills fame. He owns the Penis Enlargement pill factory up the road.
thedailywhat:
Life-Altering Camera of the Day: Andrew Kupersanin’s “aesthetics inference camera” (codename: Nadia) doesn’t take pictures in the traditional sense. Instead, it presents the end-user with an “aesthetics rating” based on the overall quality of the image being snapped.
Currently under development, we will soon see devices and systems that have the ability to think creativly [sic]...
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My hands smell like pirate's booty
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Dream Trailer
Last night, my dream consisted of one long extended trailer for a film I had never seen before. It was about a hard boiled Undead detective who had come back specifically to find his killer, but everyone was okay with it. No one was freaking out, or calling him a zombie. It was comical but kinda cool at the same time. The one line from the dream I remember went something like this:
Detective:...
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Jay Schafer
Ten years ago, Jay Shafer downsized to an 89-square-foot house and reinvented both his lifestyle and career in the process.
I like the way this guy thinks. I’ll take 2…wait that defeats the purpose.
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Someone once asked me whats my fascination with the human mind and I told them...
– Christopher Nolan
Mind-Blowing Theory Explaining Inception. →
anniehinton:
danhollister:
**SUPER SPOLIER ALERT**
Seriously, if you haven’t seen the movie, don’t click and go see it right now. If you have, prepare to sob due to the overwhelming level of enlightenment, but keep in mind it’s just a theory.
Well, sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
My friend Matt and I were discussing this very theory the other day, although I think its less of a theory and more of a fact...
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nevermindthebolex replied to your photo: Alright, she got me.
She always walks...
– Well you always smell like you pooped your pants and we still hang out, so I can handle a poop walker. Its like a day walker but someone who is able to walk with poo in their pants all day comfortably.
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40+ year old guys outside my ticket booth
Just had a 10 minute discussion about Hootie and the Blowfish. Not sure they’re career even last that long, but kudos to them for being up to date on their Hootie news.
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God Of War (Indie Style)
If Sony decided to put God of War out there as a nerdy indie flick, well it would go a little something like this.
Also, this is really good.
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Your Fantasy (Ludacris), remixed for kids
I’m gonna sle-sle-sle-sle-sleep with my head at your toes
and im gonna, drink all this rootbeer till it comes out my nose
and where gonna pre-pre tend like were sleeping til your parents leave
Cuz cuz, this is my slumber party fant-iss-siss-eee.
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When I bring it back to basics, this is my kind of movie.
Although I could do without the title.
Valhalla Rising
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I've got the sweaty Gene (jeans)
Its around 95 degrees in Chicago today and with my car in the shop, I’m all bike. No wait, with my car in the shop and my bike with a flat, I’m all on foot.
I underestimated the walk from Lasalle Station to Navy Pier, my sweat glands did not.
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So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you? The KGB wolf, or the CIA...
– Andrew Ryan
Bioshock (2007)
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Bullshit
I ordered my Camera June 26. I get an email saying it had to go to the manufacturer and would ship in 7-21 days. Frustrating. I then receive an email saying its shipped. Yay. Then I receive an email saying the item has been oversold and they are refunding my order.
I mean, come on. I ordered this camera two weeks ago and they were “In stock” at the time. I feel like they just gave me...
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Coma →
A neat little flash game with some amazing music and simple gameplay. I had a lot of fun exploring.
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