Everyday from now until Sunday, the boss is making me come in two hours early to run tickets, cash, coupons and what have you from the front of the pier to the back. I thought it was going to be the worst but turns out I can use all of Navy Piers secret passageways and better still, I can shred them on my skateboard!!!
If you happen to hear on the news that Navy Pier got hit by a case of the gnarlies, you’ll know why.
Tobias Fünke: Good news, everyone. I bought the Queen Mary. Gob: Really? I was just thinking of getting a yacht. Tobias Fünke: Well, I was dancing with the owner and he was looking to sell… Also, he really, really did look like a woman… But can you believe it? The only reason he’s selling it is because, supposedly, it’s in a bad neighborhood? Lindsay Funke: You idiot. I was going to use the stock money to get us into the country club. Michael Bluth: What? Lindsay Funke: …It’s in such a nice neighborhood. Michael Bluth: I don’t believe this. Didn’t any of you read that memo? Narrator: None of them had read past the word “unfrozen.”